lh-fact

"Upon being found guilty of first degree murder, Hans Reiser shouted, "GNUSTALL DID IT." Reiser then jumped up on the judge's bench and grabbed the gavel, insisting that he was innocent, and cried out that they would all be sorry when the reiser filesystem mysteriously found its way onto their computers. The judge then had Reiser forcibly removed from the court and promptly executed. Gnustall remains under investigation for securities fraud and attempted webjacking." (zeth)