lh-fact

"When Abraham Lincoln was fatally shot, his last words were "The bastard double-crossed me!" For years it was thought he spoke of John Wilkes Booth; however, it was recently learned that the man shot that day was Lincoln's great-great-great-great-great-grandson, sent back in time to warn him of his death. The real Lincoln is believed to live to this day, and never visits Telepods in fear that his great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson seeks revenge." (bss)