lh-fact

"One of the twelve baked goods of apocalypse referred to in the Old Testament, the Fruit Cake of Bleeding Souls, was uncovered in an excavation in Tunisia. Originally placed in the British Museum in London, the Fruit Cake of Bleeding Souls began circulating from museum to museum, as curators wished to rid themselves of the cursed object. Its current whereabouts, strangely enough, are unknown." (Nuttacon)